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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: Happy Halloween!

Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?

Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: Happy Halloween!

Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?

Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!

Why, so you can make jerky?

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: Happy Halloween!

Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?

Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!

Why, so you can make jerky?

No, because I'm out of floss!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: Happy Halloween!

Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?

Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!

Why, so you can make jerky?

No, because I'm out of floss!

Damn Blitzen, you got TOLD!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: Happy Halloween!

Damn Santa, you've been hanging out in Rudalph's dressing room again haven't you?

Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!

Why, so you can make jerky?

No, because I'm out of floss!

Damn Blitzen, you got TOLD!

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: Oh shut up god damnit! Before I have you castrated!

Why, so you can make jerky?

No, because I'm out of floss!

Damn Blitzen, you got TOLD!

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

* blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

* blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

* blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

.... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

* blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

.... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

* blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

.... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Stay out of this Easter Bunny,
what kind of fruity rabbit shits out eggs, and paints them?

* blush *
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't paint them, they just come out that way....

Sure they do..
And I suppose next you're going to tell us,
that you have Picasso living up your ass?!

.... No! Of course not,
that would be blasphemous! I have a condition..
my physician tells me I have too much dye in my diet.

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

HmMm.... Well alright, yea!
That makes perfect sense! Wow, I never would of guessed!
I'm sure anyone eavesdropping in this conversation,
will feel much more educated now. For sure!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

HmMm.... Well alright, yea!
That makes perfect sense! Wow, I never would of guessed!
I'm sure anyone eavesdropping in this conversation,
will feel much more educated now. For sure!

Yep, I'm just glad no one wants to be a giant talking rabbit for 10 minutes.
And it also helps that the principle's birthday is the same day as Easter!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

Okay? I guess that sort of makes sense.
But how do you explain the eggs?

Well have you ever seen the movie, being john malovitch??

Yea, I only work one day a year..
Of course I've seen that movie... and every other movie ever!
It was good. I wouldn't watch it sober though.

Okay, well.. it's just like the movie...
There is a portal to inside of me, in front of some principle's house!
And every time the damn kids egg his house, they always wind up inside of me.
Except instead of coming out on the new jersey turnpike,
I have to shit them out! I swear, hollywood is so dramatic sometimes!

HmMm.... Well alright, yea!
That makes perfect sense! Wow, I never would of guessed!
I'm sure anyone eavesdropping in this conversation,
will feel much more educated now. For sure!

Yep, I'm just glad no one wants to be a giant talking rabbit for 10 minutes.
And it also helps that the principle's birthday is the same day as Easter!

But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

That's the thing! I don't do that either.

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

That's the thing! I don't do that either.

Really? Well then who's doing it?

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But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

That's the thing! I don't do that either.

Really? Well then who's doing it?

That would me my mom. She's just so proud of them for some reason!
Have you ever tried to hang an egg up on a refrigerator?! It's tough.
So she just fills up baskets of them, and shares them with the world.

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

That's the thing! I don't do that either.

Really? Well then who's doing it?

That would me my mom. She's just so proud of them for some reason!
Have you ever tried to hang an egg up on a refrigerator?! It's tough.
So she just fills up baskets of them, and shares them with the world.

OHH!! .. But wait, what does that have to do with Jesus Christ?

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

But still, I can't help but wonder... why hide them for children to find?

That's the thing! I don't do that either.

Really? Well then who's doing it?

That would me my mom. She's just so proud of them for some reason!
Have you ever tried to hang an egg up on a refrigerator?! It's tough.
So she just fills up baskets of them, and shares them with the world.

OHH!! .. But wait, what does that have to do with Jesus Christ?

Absolutely nothing as far as I know.
Let's ask Santa maybe he'll know?!

& Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: & Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!

* mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

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JimithyMcFarlander wrote: & Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!

* mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

Sorry sir, we just have a quick question for you!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: & Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!

* mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

Sorry sir, we just have a quick question for you!

Yea, we were wondering what the easter bunny,
and easter egg hunting has to do with the celebration of Jesus christ.

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: & Hey Santa, could you come here for a second?!

* mumble mumble *
What is it? What do you twerps want now?
Can't you see Rudalph and I are playing reindeer games?
* snort...sniffle... wipe *

Sorry sir, we just have a quick question for you!

Yea, we were wondering what the easter bunny,
and easter egg hunting has to do with the celebration of Jesus christ.

Well, why the hell would I know that?
You're the damn easter bunny, you tell me!