Power Up!!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" This is terrible.. I can't just walk around like this.. "

* . . . . . *

" Why not? "

" Because damnit.. because.. I have cockeye! The elephant somehow used it's trunk to ejaculate into my eye on page 2! "

" So what, wear your silly jesus eye patch! "

..... * snap! *
" Okay... "

" HAHAHAHAH!! You butt pirate! "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " HAHAHAHAH!! You butt pirate! "

" Go brush your teeth, and drink some orange juice right afterwords! "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Go brush your teeth, and drink some orange juice right afterwords! "

" NO-WAY! That would taste like elephant vagina!! "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Go brush your teeth, and drink some orange juice right afterwords! "

" NO-WAY! That would taste like elephant vagina!! "

" How would you know? "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Go brush your teeth, and drink some orange juice right afterwords! "

" NO-WAY! That would taste like elephant vagina!! "

" How would you know? "

" Well, you see.. there's something I NEED to tell you.. will you come on Jerry Springer in front of a live studio audience, and camera crew? "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:


" NO-WAY! That would taste like elephant vagina!! "

" How would you know? "

" Well, you see.. there's something I NEED to tell you.. will you come on Jerry Springer in front of a live studio audience, and camera crew? "

" HmM.. well, I suppose that's reasonable.. I mean what harm could come of a wholesome talk show, and a chance to be seen by the most sophisticated people in our country, who thive upon cable's fruitful bounty... "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Well, you see.. there's something I NEED to tell you.. will you come on Jerry Springer in front of a live studio audience, and camera crew? "

" HmM.. well, I suppose that's reasonable.. I mean what harm could come of a wholesome talk show, and a chance to be seen by the most sophisticated people in our country, who thive upon cable's fruitful bounty... "

" Great! So you'll come?! "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Well, you see.. there's something I NEED to tell you.. will you come on Jerry Springer in front of a live studio audience, and camera crew? "

" HmM.. well, I suppose that's reasonable.. I mean what harm could come of a wholesome talk show, and a chance to be seen by the most sophisticated people in our country, who thive upon cable's fruitful bounty... "

" Great! So you'll come?! "

" NO. I'm jay kaying. "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
" NO. I'm jay kaying. "

" Did you just say ' jay kaying ' ?? "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
" NO. I'm jay kaying. "

" Did you just say ' jay kaying ' ?? "

" Yep sure did, we are smiley faces.. we lol and lmfao and j/k, or just k! We ttyl, bbl, and sometimes just gtg ... and if we're REAL cool, we make these <3 they are hearts, but they're too lazy to sit up straight, because they come from a keyboard, which is less meaningful than lips, but they are orgasmic to us. we are digital. we also like to use 3's for E, and @ for A, and $ for s.. so we can be all " P3NI$ @$$ " because censoring ourselves and finding loop holes to spell naughty words is more fun than having meaningful conversations.. but most of all we just make faces. "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
" NO. I'm jay kaying. "

" Did you just say ' jay kaying ' ?? "

" Yep sure did, we are smiley faces.. we lol and lmfao and j/k, or just k! We ttyl, bbl, and sometimes just gtg ... and if we're REAL cool, we make these <3 they are hearts, but they're too lazy to sit up straight, because they come from a keyboard, which is less meaningful than lips, but they are orgasmic to us. we are digital. we also like to use 3's for E, and @ for A, and $ for s.. so we can be all " P3NI$ @$$ " because censoring ourselves and finding loop holes to spell naughty words is more fun than having meaningful conversations.. but most of all we just make faces. "

" k. "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:
" NO. I'm jay kaying. "

" Did you just say ' jay kaying ' ?? "

" Yep sure did, we are smiley faces.. we lol and lmfao and j/k, or just k! We ttyl, bbl, and sometimes just gtg ... and if we're REAL cool, we make these <3 they are hearts, but they're too lazy to sit up straight, because they come from a keyboard, which is less meaningful than lips, but they are orgasmic to us. we are digital. we also like to use 3's for E, and @ for A, and $ for s.. so we can be all " P3NI$ @$$ " because censoring ourselves and finding loop holes to spell naughty words is more fun than having meaningful conversations.. but most of all we just make faces. "

" k. "

" See, I knew you'd remember! "

" so anywayz r u going 2 sping3r w/ meh? "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " so anywayz r u going 2 sping3r w/ meh? "

" I $@id n0, go by yours3lf.. and f33l fr33 to t3ll th3m @bout ur w3r3v@gin@ th@t tr@nsf0rms int0 @ p3Ni$ during full m00ns!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " so anywayz r u going 2 sping3r w/ meh? "

" I $@id n0, go by yours3lf.. and f33l fr33 to t3ll th3m @bout ur w3r3v@gin@ th@t tr@nsf0rms int0 @ p3Ni$ during full m00ns!

" k w3ll u s33 i m @ctu@lly n 3l3ph@nt @nd i jizz3d in ur eye! "

" RUGH~RAH~RUE~WRA~REW!!! "

" You bastard!! I should've known.. the peanut addiction makes so much sense now! ... How dare you deceive me! I'd rather be friends with Satan than you!

Or.. I mean.. * ahem *

" U b@$t@rd!! i $h0uld of knowd.. th3 p3@nut @dickti0n m@k3$ $0 much $3n$3 n0W! ... H0w d@r3 u li3 2 me n cr3@t3 dr@m@! i wud rather b fri3nds w/ satin then u! "

" Sombody say Satan? "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " Sombody say Satan? "

" 0MGZ itz s@tin wut's up s@tin lol? "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " Sombody say Satan? "

" 0MGZ itz s@tin wut's up s@tin lol? "

" I heard that someone had contracted a fatal case of coqueinjynas. "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " Sombody say Satan? "

" 0MGZ itz s@tin wut's up s@tin lol? "

" I heard that someone had contracted a fatal case of coqueinjynas. "

" c0ck 0 d00dl3 wut lol. "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote: " Sombody say Satan? "

" 0MGZ itz s@tin wut's up s@tin lol? "

" I heard that someone had contracted a fatal case of coqueinjynas. "

" c0ck 0 d00dl3 wut lol. "

" Your cock eye, from the elaphant, that read books, and conversed in human form. Do not think that just because the only eye patch smiley face available here is a happy one, that I cannot sense your melancholic sorrow! "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Your cock eye, from the elaphant, that read books, and conversed in human form. No not think that just because the only eye patch smiley face available is a happy one, that I cannot sense your melancholic sorrow! "

" Whoa.. satan, you are so wise.. and kind.. the people.. they speak treachery of your name!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Your cock eye, from the elaphant, that read books, and conversed in human form. No not think that just because the only eye patch smiley face available is a happy one, that I cannot sense your melancholic sorrow! "

" Whoa.. satan, you are so wise.. and kind.. the people.. they speak treachery of your name!

" No we don't... * ahem * " n0 w3 d0 n0t lmao stfu lol. "

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:

" Your cock eye, from the elaphant, that read books, and conversed in human form. No not think that just because the only eye patch smiley face available is a happy one, that I cannot sense your melancholic sorrow! "

" Whoa.. satan, you are so wise.. and kind.. the people.. they speak treachery of your name!

" Friend you have been mistreated, and severely underestimated, forgotten, perpetually suffering and missing out on all life that is dual optical solace! We must enhance this error, for it is far beyond obsolete... .... "

BEHOLD MY WRATH AND WONDER