Enigmas 1.0

Alright, so mermaid sex may be accounted for..
But what about the rest of the universe's redundant riddles?

Why aren't W's called Double V's??
( VV > UU )

Why don't indians EVER have any facial hair?

Why is the coolest vegetable a cucumber, and not a radish?!

Why? Why. Why!

Who else has noticed anything genuinely quirky, yet irrelevant?

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:Alright, so mermaid sex may be accounted for..
But what about the rest of the universe's redundant riddles?

Why aren't W's called Double V's??
( VV > UU )

Why don't indians EVER have any facial hair?

Why is the coolest vegetable a cucumber, and not a radish?!

Why? Why. Why!

Who else has noticed anything genuinely quirky, yet irrelevant?

As for the indians and double v's questions.... Im lost, lol, but im pretty sure that atleast one girl in this fourm would be able to tell you why a cucumber is cooler then a radish.

Auh! I see what you did with that.. haha.. funny guy!
I bet some poor forum girl is blushing now!!

But other than that...
Why isn't the punchline RADish?
Cucumber doesn't have any words than even remotely mean cool in it!

Granted it has CUM which certainly helps YOUR argument!
and Cu, and Ber for any retards who may be looming about....

Auh well.
The coolest vegetable will always be a RADish to me!!

Ive never eaten a radish, so I wouldnt know if it was RADish. but I have another enigma for you....




Jah..

Ith...

Ber..

ahhhhhh....the Enigma Runeword. you Diablo nerd.

I've never eaten a radish either.. as far as I know....

But yea, I would of gotten that even if I am Error didn't give it away!
I used to play D2 pretty religiously..
We'd get bored running around in our godly sets of armor...

I remember one time 2 of us made a room,
and dropped as many piles of 1 gold as we could..
Just out of boredom..

But these greedy noobs kept coming in and picking up
all the piles of 1 gold!!!

So eventually we made a yellow brick road leading out of town..
And we'd just wait there..
Haha so they'd finally get to the end of it, and he'd kill them in once hit,
and take it all back.. it was funny!

JimithyMcFarlander wrote:Alright, so mermaid sex may be accounted for..
But what about the rest of the universe's redundant riddles?

Why aren't W's called Double V's??
( VV > UU )

Why don't indians EVER have any facial hair?

Why is the coolest vegetable a cucumber, and not a radish?!

Why? Why. Why!

Who else has noticed anything genuinely quirky, yet irrelevant?

I have, but I can't think of any right now.