Embarrassing stories anyone?
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JimithyMcFarlander
I Am Error
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Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
I Am Error wrote:i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
It's alright man, this way you don't know what you're missing so bitches don't have so much power over you.
My advice is, just act like you don't want it.
Don't tell anyone you're interested in that you're a virgin either..
- it usually just REALLY intimidates the dirty girls.
( maybe because they know they'll get caught if you catch something!! )
The good girls will respect you for it,
which is nice.. but it probably won't help your cause!
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:I Am Error wrote:i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
It's alright man, this way you don't know what you're missing so bitches don't have so much power over you.
My advice is, just act like you don't want it.
Don't tell anyone you're interested in that you're a virgin either..
- it usually just REALLY intimidates the dirty girls.
( maybe because they know they'll get caught if you catch something!! )
The good girls will respect you for it,
which is nice.. but it probably won't help your cause!
LMAO!!
anyway....
i think its sweet, but as far as not telling anyone you're into goes i dont think it should matter because if they care about you it wont.
and as far as embarrassing sex stories go...i dont think i have any...nothing funny anyway or embarrassing on my part and anything i can think of might make me sound like a bitch so ill not write them
although there was this one time i hung out with this guy and i had previously told him i'd go down on him. and i didnt we just watched a movie at his house. then he was driving me home and we were like a minute away from my house and i decided to apologize for not giving him head. needless to say that made everything awkward and he was like i was joking. and i was like uh---me too?! (then like the next time we hung out i didnt do it. and then i got sick and he asked how i was and he pointed out its the only time he was thinking with his head and not his dick and i was like well the last time we hung out and he was like no and he told me he expected it both times we hung out) but whatever.
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Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
JimithyMcFarlander wrote:I Am Error wrote:i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
It's alright man, this way you don't know what you're missing so bitches don't have so much power over you.
My advice is, just act like you don't want it.
Don't tell anyone you're interested in that you're a virgin either..
- it usually just REALLY intimidates the dirty girls.
( maybe because they know they'll get caught if you catch something!! )
The good girls will respect you for it,
which is nice.. but it probably won't help your cause!
Sex is over-rated anyway, and as for you being single, ask someone out to a movie! Id help you more but I dont know where you go to school ~.-
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
King of Kings wrote:JimithyMcFarlander wrote:I Am Error wrote:i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
It's alright man, this way you don't know what you're missing so bitches don't have so much power over you.
My advice is, just act like you don't want it.
Don't tell anyone you're interested in that you're a virgin either..
- it usually just REALLY intimidates the dirty girls.
( maybe because they know they'll get caught if you catch something!! )
The good girls will respect you for it,
which is nice.. but it probably won't help your cause!
Sex is over-rated anyway, and as for you being single, ask someone out to a movie! Id help you more but I dont know where you go to school ~.-
Sex is not overrated.
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
Ashleedee wrote:King of Kings wrote:JimithyMcFarlander wrote:I Am Error wrote:i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
It's alright man, this way you don't know what you're missing so bitches don't have so much power over you.
My advice is, just act like you don't want it.
Don't tell anyone you're interested in that you're a virgin either..
- it usually just REALLY intimidates the dirty girls.
( maybe because they know they'll get caught if you catch something!! )
The good girls will respect you for it,
which is nice.. but it probably won't help your cause!
Sex is over-rated anyway, and as for you being single, ask someone out to a movie! Id help you more but I dont know where you go to school ~.-
Sex is not overrated.
im going to have to agree with her...but i think that only if youve found the right sexual partner. like ive been with guys that have totally sucked and its like why bother but others is a WHOLE different story. lol.
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Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
Damn.. look at my quote all over the place!!
I'uhm mucho spedjull, ches?!
. . . . . . .
And why the hell has NO ONE responded to my silly ass virgin pride post, below this thread?!
It's funny.. and I put 5 minutes into my metaphors!
THE VIRGTASTIC ARMADA CANNOT BE AN ARMADA IF IT'S JUST ME!!!
- it can MAYBE be a brigade at best.. but I'll have to do a few different voices, with sock puppets!
I'uhm mucho spedjull, ches?!
. . . . . . .
And why the hell has NO ONE responded to my silly ass virgin pride post, below this thread?!
It's funny.. and I put 5 minutes into my metaphors!
THE VIRGTASTIC ARMADA CANNOT BE AN ARMADA IF IT'S JUST ME!!!
- it can MAYBE be a brigade at best.. but I'll have to do a few different voices, with sock puppets!
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
I've had plenty of embarassing experiences while on opiates.. Although the pleasure yield was not all too effected other than for myself
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Location : Florida
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
melissa wrote:Ashleedee wrote:King of Kings wrote:JimithyMcFarlander wrote:I Am Error wrote:i've got one....ahem...
one time, the end.
that's it, i've never done it. not once. kinda sad when you think about it, considering i've been single my whole life.
It's alright man, this way you don't know what you're missing so bitches don't have so much power over you.
My advice is, just act like you don't want it.
Don't tell anyone you're interested in that you're a virgin either..
- it usually just REALLY intimidates the dirty girls.
( maybe because they know they'll get caught if you catch something!! )
The good girls will respect you for it,
which is nice.. but it probably won't help your cause!
Sex is over-rated anyway, and as for you being single, ask someone out to a movie! Id help you more but I dont know where you go to school ~.-
Sex is not overrated.
im going to have to agree with her...but i think that only if youve found the right sexual partner. like ive been with guys that have totally sucked and its like why bother but others is a WHOLE different story. lol.
meh, maybe, dont really care to find out..yet anyway.
Re: Embarrassing stories anyone?
i dont really have any embarassing stories...funny one though we were in the back of his bros car and his bro came in to get something...he lookd at us and said "damn shes got nicer tits than aubree"(his girlfriend) that and he said it sounded like his bro was fucking rudolph cuz i had on like 7 necklaces.... looking back now it was kinda akward but then i didnt care cuz i was messed up on too much to even care....
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